Love: You're the garlic to my bread
The little blah!
Love: You complete me
Cool: You're like totes amazeballs
Birthday: Birthday's are so mainstream
'Never grow up' greeting card
Wedding: I now pronounce you right and wrong
Special person: Beautiful as a unicorn
Thanks: Thank ewe so much for everything
Cool: You're the sh*t
New baby: Congratulations on your little monkey
FRIENDSHIP: If you were stung by a jellyfish
Birthday: Free cake!
Love: Besides chocolate you're my favourite
Engagement: You two are so perfect together
Caring: Donut worry, I'm here for you
New baby: Congratulations!
Birthday: You want a piece of me?
Father's Day: Cooler than Batman